Friday, July 31, 2009

Films of American Auteur Michael Bay

Bad Boys 1 & 2
The Rock
Armageddon
Pearl Harbor
The Island
Transformers

Two words

The Room

Movies of 2009

Transformers 2
Bruno
Year One
Star Trek
Wolverine shit show
Terminator Tarnation
Monsters vs Aliens
Drag Me to Hell
Crank 2
My Bloody Valentine 3-D
Friday the 13th (remake)
Paul Blart
Pink Panther 2
Hotel for Dogs
Last House on the Left (remake)
Watchmen
I Love You, Man

Thursday, July 30, 2009

It only took me 31 years

So, it only took me until my 31st year, in the summer month of July, 2009, to finally witness what is considered by many as one of the, if not the, greatest movies of all-time:
The Godfather: Part II.

I then realized how many fantastically unworthy and downright embarrassing movies I watched before GF2. I've decided to compile an ongoing list of this cinematic debacle. I will continually add to this list as more movies come to mind. It may get ugly. Correct that: it will get ugly.

If you are someone who gets easily angry at such buffoonery, please move on. Or simply chuckle and think, "somewhere, in the future, Roger Ebert is turning over in his grave."