Arnold Cinema (Like I'm the only one who's seen a Scharzenegger movie before 'Godfather II')

Pumping Iron

Conan 1 & 2

Terminator 1 & 2

Commando

Raw Deal (Nobody gives him a raw deal!!!)

Predator

Running Man

Red Heat

The greatest casting EVERRRRR (U.S. title: Twins)

Total Recall

What should have won Best Actor 1990 (U.S. title: Kindergarten Cop)

Last Action Hero

True Lies

Eraser

What should have won Best Supporting Actor 1997 (U.S. title: Batman & Robin)

End of Days

What should win Best Supporting Actor 2009 (U.S. title: Terminator Tarnation)

Comic Book Cinema

Batman

Batman Returns

Batman Forever

Batman & His Rubber Nipples

Batman Begins

Batman is now Dark Knight

Superman

Superman II

2 other Supermans

Superman decided to Return

Sin City

Fantastic Four

Hulk

Incredible Hulk

Men in Black 1 & 2

Spider-Man 1 & 2

Spider-Man goes Emo

Somebody thought casting Nicolas Cage was a good idea (U.S. title: Ghost Rider)

Somebody thought casting Ben Affleck was a good idea (U.S. title: Daredevil)

Iron Man

X-men

X-men 2

Somebody thought having Brett Ratner direct was a good idea (U.S. title: X-men: Last Stand)

Hellboy 1 & 2

Blade 1 & 2

Punisher (1st try, 2nd try, and 3rd try)

Howard the Duck

Famous Horror

Friday the 13th

Nightmare on Elm St.

Halloween

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Evil Dead 1 & 2

Night of the Living Dead

Dawn of the Dead

Jaws

Exorcist

Sixth Sense

Alien

The Shining

The Omen

Psycho

Frankenstein

Wolfman

The Fly (Goldblum)

Silence of the Lambs

About Schmidt

Films of American Auteur Michael Bay

Bad Boys 1 & 2

The Rock

Armageddon

Pearl Harbor

The Island

Transformers

Two words

The Room

Movies of 2009

Transformers 2

Bruno

Year One

Star Trek

Wolverine shit show

Terminator Tarnation

Monsters vs Aliens

Drag Me to Hell

Crank 2

My Bloody Valentine 3-D

Friday the 13th (remake)

Paul Blart

Pink Panther 2

Hotel for Dogs

Last House on the Left (remake)

Watchmen

I Love You, Man

It only took me 31 years

So, it only took me until my 31st year, in the summer month of July, 2009, to finally witness what is considered by many as one of the, if not the, greatest movies of all-time:

The Godfather: Part II.

I then realized how many fantastically unworthy and downright embarrassing movies I watched before GF2. I've decided to compile an ongoing list of this cinematic debacle. I will continually add to this list as more movies come to mind. It may get ugly. Correct that: it will get ugly.

If you are someone who gets easily angry at such buffoonery, please move on. Or simply chuckle and think, "somewhere, in the future, Roger Ebert is turning over in his grave."

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