Film Work of the Thespian Formerly Known as Jim Carrey

Once Bitten
Earth Girls Are Easy
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
The Mask
Dumb & Dumber (viewed 4 TIMES in the theater.  Not sure how I feel about this now.)
Batman Starts to Go Downhill (U.S. title:  Batman Forever)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
The First Shockingly Not Funny Jim Carrey Movie (though much funnier today) (U.S. title:  The Cable Guy)
Liar Liar
Jim Carrey Branches Out (U.S. title:  The Truman Show)
Man on the Moon
Me, Myself & Irene
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Jim Carrey Branches Out Way Too Far (U.S. title:  The Majestic)
Bruce Almighty
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Children's Book Movie (U.S. title:  Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events)

Film Work of Thespian and Man's-Man Vin Diesel

Boiler Room
Pitch Black
The Fast and the Furious
Knockaround Guys
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Pitch Black 2 (U.S. title: The Chronicles of Riddick)
The Fast and the Furious w/ Asian People (U.S. title: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift)

Film Work of Thespian and Model Citizen Steven Seagal

Above the Law

Hard to Kill

Marked for Death

Out for Justice

Under Siege

On Deadly Ground

Somebody Thought Audiences Wanted a Sequel (U.S. title: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory)

Not Really a Seagal Movie (U.S. title: Executive Decision)

The Glimmer Man

Sounds More Like a Sexual Awareness Video (U.S. title: Fire Down Below)

Exit Wounds

Who Kept Casting Rappers in Movies?? (U.S. title: Half Past Dead)

Film Work of WWE Thespians

Rocky III (Hulk Hogan)

The Princess Bride (Andre the Giant)

No Holds Barred (HH)

Suburban Commando (HH)

Did He Really Need to Take It Here? (U.S. title: Mr. Nanny) (HH)

Scorpion King (The Rock)

The Rundown (The Rock)

Walking Tall (The Rock)

Be Cool (The Rock)

Film Work of Thespian Adam Sandler

Billy Madison

Happy Gilmore

Bulletproof

The Wedding Singer

The Waterboy

Big Daddy

Little Nicky

Adam Sandler Acts Serious (U.S. title: Punch-Drunk Love)

Mr. Deeds

8 Crazy Animated Jews

Anger Management

Another Movie w/ Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore (U.S. title: 50 First Dates)

Unnecessary Remake (U.S. title: The Longest Yard)

The Type of Movie that Claims to be a Comedy, but Shouldn't (U.S. title: Click)

Adam Sandler & Kevin James Act Gay (U.S. title: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry)

Hummus Jokes Are Funny Stereotypes. Once. (U.S. title: You Don't Mess with the Zohan)

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Films of German Auteur Roland Emmerich

Universal Soldier

Stargate

Independence Day

Ferris Bueller's Day Off Fighting Godzilla (U.S. title: Godzilla)

The Patriot

The Day After Tomorrow

The trailer for 2012

Movies in which Chris Tucker Played the Same Character

Friday

Rush Hour

Rush Hour 2

Rush Hour was this really necessary?

The Fifth Element

Money Talks

Jackie Brown

Films of American Auteur Stephen Sommers

Deep Rising

The Mummy

The Mummy Returns for some reason

Universal Pimps Their Classic Monsters (U.S. Title: Van Helsing)

Arnold Cinema (Like I'm the only one who's seen a Scharzenegger movie before 'Godfather II')

Pumping Iron

Conan 1 & 2

Terminator 1 & 2

Commando

Raw Deal (Nobody gives him a raw deal!!!)

Predator

Running Man

Red Heat

The greatest casting EVERRRRR (U.S. title: Twins)

Total Recall

What should have won Best Actor 1990 (U.S. title: Kindergarten Cop)

Last Action Hero

True Lies

Eraser

What should have won Best Supporting Actor 1997 (U.S. title: Batman & Robin)

End of Days

What should win Best Supporting Actor 2009 (U.S. title: Terminator Tarnation)

Comic Book Cinema

Batman

Batman Returns

Batman Forever

Batman & His Rubber Nipples

Batman Begins

Batman is now Dark Knight

Superman

Superman II

2 other Supermans

Superman decided to Return

Sin City

Fantastic Four

Hulk

Incredible Hulk

Men in Black 1 & 2

Spider-Man 1 & 2

Spider-Man goes Emo

Somebody thought casting Nicolas Cage was a good idea (U.S. title: Ghost Rider)

Somebody thought casting Ben Affleck was a good idea (U.S. title: Daredevil)

Iron Man

X-men

X-men 2

Somebody thought having Brett Ratner direct was a good idea (U.S. title: X-men: Last Stand)

Hellboy 1 & 2

Blade 1 & 2

Punisher (1st try, 2nd try, and 3rd try)

Howard the Duck

Famous Horror

Friday the 13th

Nightmare on Elm St.

Halloween

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Evil Dead 1 & 2

Night of the Living Dead

Dawn of the Dead

Jaws

Exorcist

Sixth Sense

Alien

The Shining

The Omen

Psycho

Frankenstein

Wolfman

The Fly (Goldblum)

Silence of the Lambs

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